The Sleeping-Car, a farce by William Dean Howells
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to the unwholesomest hot supper this instant that the ingenuity of man
could invent. MRS. ROBERTS. Oh, do you _think_ they are, aunty? Oh, if I could _only_ believe they were sitting down to a hot supper together now, I should be _so_ happy! They'd be sure to get on if they were. There's nothing like eating to make men friendly with each other. Don't you know, at receptions, how they never have anything to say to each other till the escalloped oysters and the chicken salad appear; and then how sweet they are as soon as they've helped the ladies to ice? Oh, thank you, _thank_ you, aunty, for thinking of the hot supper. It's such a relief to my mind! You can understand, can't you, aunty dear, how anxious I must have been to have my only brother and my only--my husband--get on nicely together? My life would be a wreck, simply a wreck, if they didn't. And Willis and I not having seen each other since I was a child makes it all the worse. I do _hope_ they're sitting down to a hot supper. AN ANGRY VOICE from the next berth but one. I wish people in sleeping- cars-- A VOICE from the berth beyond that. You're mistaken in your premises, sir. This is a waking-car. Ladies, go on, and oblige an eager listener. [Sensation, and smothered laughter from the other berths.] MRS. ROBERTS (after a space of terrified silence, in a loud whisper to her AUNT.) What horrid things! But now we really must go to bed. It _was_ too bad to keep talking. I'd no idea my voice was getting so loud. Which berth will you have, aunty? I'd better take the upper one, because-- |
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