The Sleeping-Car, a farce by William Dean Howells
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quarter of a century. I shall require every fibre in the man's body. His
hand, indeed! You get in first, Agnes. MRS. ROBERTS. I will, aunty dear; but-- AUNT MARY (sternly). Agnes, do as I say. [MRS. ROBERTS crouches down on the lower berth.] I don't choose that any member of my family shall witness my contortions. Don't you look. MRS. ROBERTS. No, no, aunty. AUNT MARY. Now, porter, are you strong? PORTER. I used to be porter at a Saratoga hotel, and carried up de ladies' trunks dere. AUNT MARY. Then you'll do, I think. Now, then, your knee; now your back. There! And very handsomely done. Thanks. MRS. ROBERTS. Are you really in, Aunt Mary? AUNT MARY (dryly). Yes. Good-night. MRS. ROBERTS. Good-night, aunty. [After a pause of some minutes.] Aunty! AUNT MARY. Well, what? MRS. ROBERTS. Do you think it's perfectly safe? |
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