Psmith, Journalist by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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and was growing every week. Advertisements came trooping in. _Cosy
Moments_, in short, was passing through an era of prosperity undreamed of in its history. "Young blood," said Psmith nonchalantly, "young blood. That is the secret. A paper must keep up to date, or it falls behind its competitors in the race. Comrade Wilberfloss's methods were possibly sound, but too limited and archaic. They lacked ginger. We of the younger generation have our fingers more firmly on the public pulse. We read off the public's unspoken wishes as if by intuition. We know the game from A to Z." At this moment Master Maloney entered, bearing in his hand a card. "'Francis Parker'?" said Billy, taking it. "Don't know him." "Nor I," said Psmith. "We make new friends daily." "He's a guy with a tall-shaped hat," volunteered Master Maloney, "an' he's wearin' a dude suit an' shiny shoes." "Comrade Parker," said Psmith approvingly, "has evidently not been blind to the importance of a visit to _Cosy Moments_. He has dressed himself in his best. He has felt, rightly, that this is no occasion for the old straw hat and the baggy flannels. I would not have it otherwise. It is the right spirit. Shall we give him audience, Comrade Windsor?" "I wonder what he wants." |
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