Over the Teacups by Oliver Wendell Holmes
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his treatise, which made a revolution in anatomy and pathology, at about
the same age; dying soon after he had reached the age of thirty. So, possibly the Counsellor may find that he has "stirred up" a young man who, can take care of his own head, in case of aggressive movements in its direction. "Well, Doctor," the Counsellor began, "how are stocks in the measles market about these times? Any corner in bronchitis? Any syndicate in the vaccination business?" All this playfully. "I can't say how it is with other people's patients; most of my families are doing very well without my help, at this time." "Do tell me, Doctor, how many families you own. I have heard it said that some of our fellow-citizens have two distinct families, but you speak as if you had a dozen." "I have, but not so large a number as I should like. I could take care of fifteen or twenty more without: having to work too hard." "Why, Doctor, you are as bad as a Mormon. What do you mean by calling certain families yours?" "Don't you speak about my client? Don't your clients call you their lawyer? Does n't your baker, does n't your butcher, speak of the families he supplies as his families?" To be sure, yes, of course they do; but I had a notion that a man had as many doctors as he had organs to be doctored." |
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