The Fitz-Boodle Papers by William Makepeace Thackeray
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Klingenspohr her husband."
"He with the cut across the nose, is it?" cries Blake. "I know him well, and his old wife." "His old what, sir!" cries Fitz-Boodle, jumping up from his seat. "Klingenspohr's wife old!--is he married again?--Is Dorothea, then, d-d-dead?" "Dead!--no more dead than you are, only I take her to be five-and-thirty. And when a woman has had nine children, you know, she looks none the younger; and I can tell ye that when she trod on my corruns at a ball at the Grand Juke's, I felt something heavier than a feather on my foot." "Madame de Klingenspohr, then," replied I, hesitating somewhat, "has grown rather--rather st-st-out?" I could hardly get out the OUT, and trembled I don't know why as I asked the question. "Stout, begad!--she weighs fourteen stone, saddle and bridle. That's right, down goes my pipe; flop! crash falls the tumbler into the fender! Break away, my boy, and remember, whoever breaks a glass here pays a dozen." The fact was, that the announcement of Dorothea's changed condition caused no small disturbance within me, and I expressed it in the abrupt manner mentioned by young Blake. Roused thus from my reverie, I questioned the young fellow about his residence at Kalbsbraten, which has been always since the war a favorite |
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