Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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page 28 of 111 (25%)
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[It stops her. What she really did was to leave the marriage arrangements in the hands of her business manager, George P. Newte. As agent for a music-hall star, he is ideal, but it is possible that in answering Lord Bantock's inquiries concerning Fanny's antecedents he may not have kept strictly to the truth.] FANNY. I never did. I've never told him anything about my family. BENNET. Curious. I was given to understand it was rather a classy affair. FANNY. I can't help what other people may have done. Because some silly idiot of a man may possibly--[She will try a new tack. She leaves the door and comes to him.] Uncle, dear, wouldn't it be simpler for you all to go away? He's awfully fond of me. He'll do anything I ask him. I could merely say that I didn't like you and get him to pension you off. You and aunt could have a little roadside inn somewhere--with ivy. BENNET. Seeing that together with the stables and the garden there are twenty-three of us - FANNY. No, of course, he couldn't pension you all. You couldn't expect - BENNET. I think his lordship might prefer to leave things as they are. Good servants nowadays are not so easily replaced. And neither your aunt nor I are at an age when change appeals to one. |
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