Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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page 31 of 111 (27%)
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FANNY. Only wanted to know. My only desire is to give satisfaction. BENNET [he moves towards the door]. You will do it by treating the matter more seriously. At dinner, by keeping your eye upon me, you will be able to tell whether you are behaving yourself or not. MRS. BENNET. And mind you are punctual. I have appointed Jane to be your maid. FANNY. Jane! MRS. BENNET [in arms]. Have you any objections? FANNY. No, oh no, so long as you're all satisfied. MRS. BENNET. Remember, you are no longer on the music-hall stage. In dressing for Bantock Hall you will do well to follow her advice. Bennet, who has been waiting with the door in his hand, goes out; Mrs. Bennet follows. JANE [in the tones of a patient executioner]. Are you ready? FANNY. Quite ready, dear. Of course--I don't know what you will think of them--but I've only brought modern costumes with me. JANE [not a lady who understands satire]. We must do the best we can. [She marches out--into the dressing-room.] |
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