Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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page 45 of 111 (40%)
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ERNEST [looks at clock]. Twenty past eleven. FANNY. If he does, he'll be here about twelve--I believe I'll go and meet him. Could I get out without being seen? ERNEST. You'll have to pass the lodge. FANNY. Who's at the lodge now? ERNEST. Mother. FANNY. Damn! Bennet has entered unnoticed and drawn near. At this point from behind, he boxes Ernest's ears. ERNEST. Here, steady! BENNET. On the occasions when your cousin forgets her position, you will remember it and remind her of it. Get out! [Ernest, clumsily as ever, "gets out."] A sort of person has called who, according to his own account, "happened to be passing this way," and would like to see you. FANNY [who has been trying to hide the Bradshaw--with affected surprise.] To see me! BENNET [drily]. Yes. I thought you would be surprised. He claims to be an old friend of yours--Mr. George Newte. |
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