Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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having regard to your talent--and beauty -
FANNY. Thank you. NEWTE. Had decided that the best thing you could do was to go upon the stage. [He finishes, tolerably well pleased with himself.] FANNY. That's all right. Very good indeed. What else? NEWTE [after an uncomfortable pause]. Well, that's about all I knew. FANNY. Yes, but what did you TELL him? NEWTE. Well, of course, I had to tell him something. A man doesn't marry without knowing just a little about his wife's connections. Wouldn't be reasonable to expect him. You'd never told me anything-- never would; except that you'd liked to have boiled the lot. What was I to do? [He is playing with a quill pen he has picked up.] FANNY [she takes it from him]. What DID you do? NEWTE [with fine frankness]. I did the best I could for you, old girl, and he was very nice about it. Said it was better than he'd expected, and that I'd made him very happy--very happy indeed. FANNY [she leans across, puts her hand on his]. You're a dear, good fellow, George--always have been. I wouldn't plague you only it is absolutely necessary I should know--exactly what you did tell him. NEWTE [a little sulkily]. I told him that your uncle was a bishop. |
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