Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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I give in to them the worse they'll get.
NEWTE. Can't you square them? FANNY. No, that's the trouble. They ARE honest. They're the "faithful retainers" out of a melodrama. They are working eighteen hours a day on me not for any advantage to themselves, but because they think it their "duty" to the family. They don't seem to have any use for themselves at all. NEWTE. Well, what about the boy? Can't HE talk to them? FANNY. Vernon! They've brought him up from a baby--spanked him all round, I expect. Might as well ask a boy to talk to his old schoolmaster. Besides, if he did talk, then it would all come out. As I tell you, it's bound to come out--and the sooner the better. NEWTE. It must NOT come out! It's too late. If we had told him at the beginning that he was proposing to marry into his own butler's family--well, it's an awkward situation--he might have decided to risk it. Or he might have cried off. FANNY. And a good job if he had. NEWTE. Now talk sense. You wanted him--you took a fancy to him from the beginning. He's a nice boy, and there's something owing to him. [It is his trump card, and he knows it.] Don't forget that. He's been busy, explaining to all his friends and relations why they should receive you with open arms: really nice girl, born gentlewoman, good old Church of England family--no objection |
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