Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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page 59 of 111 (53%)
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-to see that Mr. Newte has some refreshment before he leaves. A
glass of champagne and--and some caviare. Don't forget. [Ernest goes out.] Good-bye. You'll come again? NEWTE. Whenever you want me--and remember--the watchword is "Tact"! FANNY. Yes, I've got the WORD all right. [Laughs.] Don't forget to give my love to the girls. NEWTE. I won't. So long! [He goes out.] Fanny closes the door. Honoria has re-entered from the dressing- room. She looks from the handkerchief still hanging over the keyhole to Fanny. HONORIA. Your ladyship's handkerchief? FANNY. Yes. Such a draught through that keyhole. HONORIA [takes the handkerchief, hands it to Fanny]. I will tell the housekeeper. FANNY. Thanks. Maybe you will also mention it to the butler. Possibly also to the--[She suddenly changes.] Honoria. Suppose it had been you--you know, you're awfully pretty--who had married Lord Bantock, and he had brought you back here, among them all--uncle, aunt, all the lot of them--what would you have done? HONORIA [she draws herself up]. I should have made it quite plain from the first, that I was mistress, and that they were my servants. |
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