"And if you loved the soldier?"

"I should mount the baggage wagon and make him Bovril when he was
wounded. But for you, dear, I shall cook and sew and bake and--"

"Stop! stop! I want a wife, not a housekeeper."

"Every sensible man wants the two in one."

"But you should be a queen, darling."

"Not with my own consent, Archie: the work is much too hard.
Existence on six pounds a week with you will be more amusing. We
can take a cottage, you know, and live, the simple life in
Gartley village, until you become the P.R.A., and I can be Lady
Hope, to walk in silk attire."

"You shall be Queen of the Earth, darling, and walk alone."

"How dull! I would much rather walk with you. And that reminds
me that dinner is waiting. Let us take the short cut home
through the village. On the way you can tell me exactly how you
bought me from my step-father for one thousand pounds."

Archie Hope frowned at the incurable obstinacy of the sex. "I
didn't buy you, dearest: how many times do you wish me to deny a
sale which never took place? I merely obtained your
step-father's consent to our marriage in the near future."

"As if he had anything to do with my marriage, being only my