Stalky & Co. by Rudyard Kipling
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"Everybody paid in full--beautiful feelin'," said McTurk absently, as
they strolled along the corridor. "Don't think we'd better say much about King, though, do you, Stalky?" "Not _much_. Our line is injured innocence, of course--same as when the Sergeant reported us on suspicion of smoking in the bunkers. If I hadn't thought of buyin' the pepper and spillin' it all over our clothes, he'd have smelt us. King was gha-astly facetious about that. 'Called us bird-stuffers in form for a week." "Ah, King hates the Natural History Society because little Hartopp is president. Mustn't do anything in the Coll. without glorifyin' King," said McTurk. "But he must be a putrid ass, know, to suppose at our time o' life we'd go and stuff birds like fags." "Poor old King!" said Beetle. "He's unpopular in Common-room, and they'll chaff his head off about Rabbits-Eggs. Golly! How lovely! How beautiful! How holy! But you should have seen his face when the first rock came in! _And_ the earth from the basket!" So they were all stricken helpless for five minutes. They repaired at last to Abanazar's study, and were received reverently. "What's the matter?" said Stalky, quick to realize new atmospheres. "You know jolly well," said Abanazar. "You'll be expelled if you get caught. King is a gibbering maniac." |
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