Idle Ideas in 1905 by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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in literature? We are paid by the length of our manuscript at rates
from half-a-crown a thousand words, and upwards. In the case of fellows like Doyle and Kipling I am told it runs into pounds. How are we to live on novels the serial rights of which to most of us will work out at four and nine-pence. It can't be done. It is no good telling me you can see no reason why we should live. That is no answer. I'm talking plain business. And what about book-rights? Who is going to buy novels of three pages? They will have to be printed as leaflets and sold at a penny a dozen. Marie Corelli and Hall Caine--if all I hear about them is true--will possibly make their ten or twelve shillings a week. But what about the rest of us? This thing is worrying me. SHOULD SOLDIERS BE POLITE? My desire was once to pass a peaceful and pleasant winter in Brussels, attending to my work, improving my mind. Brussels is a bright and cheerful town, and I think I could have succeeded had it not been for the Belgian Army. The Belgian Army would follow me about and worry me. Judging of it from my own experience, I should say it was a good army. Napoleon laid it down as an axiom that your enemy never ought to be permitted to get away from you--never ought to be allowed to feel, even for a moment, that he had shaken you off. What tactics the Belgian Army might adopt under other conditions I am |
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