Our American Cousin by Tom Taylor
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Enter Asa, L. 2 E.
Flo Oh! you mean a glass case. Dun Yeth, a glass case, that's the idea, and let us put this Mr. Thomas Hawk in it, and have him on exhibition. That's the idea. Asa [Down L. of Florence, overhearing.] Oh! that's your idea, is it? Wal, stranger, I don't know what they're going to do with me, but wherever they do put me, I hope it will be out of the reach of a jackass. I'm a real hoss, I am, and I get kinder riley with those critters. Dun Now he thinks he's a horse. I've heard of a great jackass, and I dreampt of a jackass, but I don't believe there is any such insect. Flo Well, cousin, I hope you made yourself comfortable. Asa Well, no, I can't say as I did. You see there was so many all-fired fixins in my room I couldn't find anything I wanted. Flo What was it you couldn't find in your room? Asa There as no soft soap. De B Soft soap! Aug Soft soap! Ver Soft soap! |
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