Our American Cousin by Tom Taylor
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page 38 of 110 (34%)
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Asa Wal, I guess I begin to feel kinder comfortable here in this place,
if it wan't for this tarnal fat critter. He don't seem to have any work to do, but swells out his big bosom like an old turkey-cock in laying time. I do wonder what he's here for? Do they think I mean to absquatulate with the spoons? [Binny attempts to take valise-- Asa puts his foot on it.] Let that sweat. That's my plunder. Binny Will you have the kindness to give me your keys, hif you please, sir? Asa What do you want with my keys? Bin To put your things away in the wardrobe, sir. Asa Wal, I calculate if my two shirts, three bosoms, four collars, and two pair of socks were to get into that everlasting big bunk, they'd think themselves so all-fired small I should never be able to crawl into them again. Bin Will you take a baath before you dress? Asa Take a baath? Bin A baath. Asa I suppose you mean a bath. Wal, man, I calkalate I ain't going to expose myself to the shakes by getting into cold water in this cruel cold climate of yours, so make tracks. Bin Make what? |
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