altogether. (CECILY, INDIGNANTLY:--"That isn't the way at all.")


ADS.

WANTED--A remedy to make a fat boy thin. Address, "Patient
Sufferer, care of Our Magazine."

(FELIX, SOURLY:--"Sara Ray never got that up. I'll bet it was
Dan. He'd better stick to his own department.")


HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT

Mrs. Alexander King killed all her geese the twentieth of
December. We all helped pick them. We had one Christmas Day and
will have one every fortnight the rest of the winter.

The bread was sour last week because mother wouldn't take my
advice. I told her it was too warm for it in the corner behind
the stove.

Miss Felicity King invented a new recete for date cookies
recently, which everybody said were excelent. I am not going to
publish it though, because I don't want other people to find it
out.

ANXIOUS INQUIRER:--If you want to remove inkstains place the stain
over steam and apply salt and lemon juice. If it was Dan who sent
this question in I'd advise him to stop wiping his pen on his