Essays on Paul Bourget by Mark Twain
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employ the RULES FOR CONDUCTING DISCUSSION WITH A FAULT-FINDER. The
great foundation-rule and basic principle of discussion with a fault-finder is relevancy and concentration upon the subject; whereas the great foundation-rule and basic principle governing conversation between a shouter and a deaf person is irrelevancy and persistent desertion of the topic in hand. If I may be allowed to illustrate by quoting example IV., section from chapter ix. of "Revised Rules for Conducting Conversation between a Shouter and a Deaf Person," it will assist us in getting a clear idea of the difference between the two sets of rules: Shouter. Did you say his name is WETHERBY? Deaf Person. Change? Yes, I think it will. Though if it should clear off I-- Shouter. It's his NAME I want--his NAME. Deaf Person. Maybe so, maybe so; but it will only be a shower, I think. Shouter. No, no, no!--you have quite misunderSTOOD me. If-- Deaf Person. Ah! GOOD morning; I am sorry you must go. But call again, and let me continue to be of assistance to you in every way I can. You see it is a perfect kodak of the article you have dictated. It is really curious and interesting when you come to compare it with yours; in detail, with my former article to which it is a Reply in your hand. I talk twelve pages about your American instruction projects, and your |
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