The American Claimant by Mark Twain
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"What shall we do, then?" The Colonel reflected. "I'll tell you. Put a personal in the Baltimore Sun. Word it like this: "A. DROP ME A LINE, PETE." "Hold on. Which arm has he lost?" "The right." "Good. Now then-- "A. DROP ME A LINE, PETE, EVEN IF YOU HAVE to write with your left hand. Address X. Y. Z., General Postoffice, Washington. From YOU KNOW WHO." "There--that'll fetch him." "But he won't know who--will he?" "No, but he'll want to know, won't he?" "Why, certainly--I didn't think of that. What made you think of it?" "Knowledge of human curiosity. Strong trait, very strong trait." "Now I'll go to my room and write it out and enclose a dollar and tell them to print it to the worth of that." |
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