The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of Crime in Connecticut by Mark Twain
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satisfaction. I could kill this miscreant now, if I got a chance, and no
one would know it. But this very reflection made me so lighthearted that my Conscience could hardly keep his seat, but was like to float aloft toward the ceiling like a toy balloon. I said, presently: "Come, my Conscience, let us be friendly. Let us fly a flag of truce for a while. I am suffering to ask you some questions." "Very well. Begin." "Well, then, in the first place, why were you never visible to me before?" "Because you never asked to see me before; that is, you never asked in the right spirit and the proper form before. You were just in the right spirit this time, and when you called for your most pitiless enemy I was that person by a very large majority, though you did not suspect it." "Well, did that remark of mine turn you into flesh and blood?" "No. It only made me visible to you. I am unsubstantial, just as other spirits are." This remark prodded me with a sharp misgiving. If he was unsubstantial, how was I going to kill him? But I dissembled, and said persuasively: "Conscience, it isn't sociable of you to keep at such a distance. Come down and take another smoke." |
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