The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of Crime in Connecticut by Mark Twain
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"Plenty of them." "I would give anything to see some of them! Could you bring them here? And would they be visible to me?" "Certainly not." "I suppose I ought to have known that without asking. But no matter, you can describe them. Tell me about my neighbor Thompson's conscience, please." "Very well. I know him intimately; have known him many years. I knew him when he was eleven feet high and of a faultless figure. But he is very pasty and tough and misshapen now, and hardly ever interests himself about anything. As to his present size--well, he sleeps in a cigar-box." "Likely enough. There are few smaller, meaner men in this region than Hugh Thompson. Do you know Robinson's conscience?" "Yes. He is a shade under four and a half feet high; used to be a blond; is a brunette now, but still shapely and comely." "Well, Robinson is a good fellow. Do you know Tom Smith's conscience?" "I have known him from childhood. He was thirteen inches high, and rather sluggish, when he was two years old--as nearly all of us are at that age. He is thirty-seven feet high now, and the stateliest figure in America. His legs are still racked with growing-pains, but he has a good time, nevertheless. Never sleeps. He is the most active and energetic |
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