Those Extraordinary Twins by Mark Twain
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For as much as a minute Rogers pondered, with all eyes and a breathless interest fastened upon him. Then he gave the word: "Ready, sir." "Kick!" The kick that followed was an exact duplicate of the first one. "Now, then, Mr. Rogers, one of those kicks was an individual kick, not a mutual one. You will now state positively which was the mutual one." The witness said, with a crestfallen look: "I've got to give it up. There ain't any man in the world that could tell t'other from which, sir." "Do you still assert that last night's kick was a mutual kick?" "Indeed, I don't, sir." "That will do, Mr. Rogers. If my brother Allen desires to address the court, your honor, very well; but as far as I am concerned I am ready to let the case be at once delivered into the hands of this intelligent jury without comment." Mr. Justice Robinson had been in office only two months, and in that short time had not had many cases to try, of course. He had no knowledge of laws and courts except what he had picked up since he came into office. He was a sore trouble to the lawyers, for his rulings were pretty eccentric sometimes, and he stood by them with Roman simplicity |
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