Those Extraordinary Twins by Mark Twain
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"Let me see--it seems to me, somehow, that--that--Aunt Betsy, do you
remember whether he--" "Never mind about what Aunt Betsy remembers--she is not a witness; we only want to know what you remember yourself," said the judge. "Well, it does seem to, me that you are most cantankerously particular about a little thing, Sim Robinson. Why, when I can't remember a thing myself, I always--" "Ah, please go on!" "Now how can she when you keep fussing at her all the time?" said Aunt Betsy. "Why, with a person pecking at me that way, I should get that fuzzled and fuddled that--" She was on her feet again, but Allen coaxed her into her seat once more, while the court squelched the mirth of the house. Then the judge said: "Madam, do you know--do you absolutely know, independently of anything these gentlemen have told you--that the power over their legs passes from the one to the other regularly every week?" "Regularly? Bless your heart, regularly ain't any name for the exactness of it! All the big cities in Europe used to set the clocks by it." (Laughter, suppressed by the court.) "How do you know? That is the question. Please answer it plainly and squarely." |
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