Sketches New and Old by Mark Twain
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certain."
"Yes, certain death. It has been, to the most of our tribe. I begin to feel that I, too, am called." "Young man, you love the bright creature yonder with the gentle blue eyes and the steel pens behind her ears--I see it in your soft glances; you wish to marry her--but you are poor. Here, hold out your hand--here is the beef contract; go, take her and be happy Heaven bless you, my children!" This is all I know about the great beef contract that has created so much talk in the community. The clerk to whom I bequeathed it died. I know nothing further about the contract, or any one connected with it. I only know that if a man lives long enough he can trace a thing through the Circumlocution Office of Washington and find out, after much labor and trouble and delay, that which he could have found out on the first day if the business of the Circumlocution Office were as ingeniously systematized as it would be if it were a great private mercantile institution. THE CASE OF GEORGE FISHER --[Some years ago, about 1867, when this was first published, few people believed it, but considered it a mere extravaganza. In these latter days |
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