The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 3: Stories and Romances by Artemus Ward
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Unibus plurum."--Brown.
Two hours later. Return we again to the Banditti's Cave. Revelry still holds high carnival among the able and efficient bandits. A knock is heard at the door. From his throne at the head of the table the Chief cries, "Come in!" and an old man, haggard, white-haired, and sadly bent, enters the cave. "Messieurs," he tremblingly ejaculates, "for seventeen years I have not tasted of food!" "Well," says a kind-hearted bandit, "if that's so I expect you must be rather faint. We'll get you up a warm meal immediately, stranger." "Hold!" whispered the Chief in tones of thunder, and rushing slowly to the spot; "this is about played out. Behold in me RED HAND, the Bandit Chief, once Clarence Stanley, whom you cruelly turned into a cold world seventeen years ago this very night! Old man, perpare to go up!" Saying which the Chief drew a sharp carving knife and cut off Mr. Blinker's ears. He then scalped Mr. B., and cut all of his toes off. The old man struggled to extricate himself from his unpleasant situation, but was unsuccessful. "My goodness," he piteously exclaimed, "I must say you are pretty rough. It seems to me--." This is all of this intensely interesting tale that will be published in the "Plain Dealer." The remainder of it may be |
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