The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 3: Stories and Romances by Artemus Ward
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unfortunate son's widows. But before her arrival she
indiscreetly sent a boy to Bust the news gently to the afflicted wives, which he did by informing them in a hoarse whisper that their "old man had gone in." The wives felt very badly indeed. "He was devoted to me," sobbed Emily. "And to me," said Maria. "Yes," said Emily, "he thought considerably of you, but not so much as he did of me." "I say he did!" "And I say he didn't!" "He did!" "He didn't!" "Don't look at ME, with your squint eyes!" "Don't shake your red head at ME!" "Sisters!" said the black-haired Henrietta, "cease this unseemly wrangling. I, as his first wife, shall strew flowers on his grave." |
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