The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 4: To California and Return by Artemus Ward
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go round and keerfully examine the passengers. Them as is dead I
shall let alone; but them as is mutilated I shall finish with the king-bolt! Dead folks don't sue. They ain't on it." Thus with anecdote did this driver cheer me up. 4.5. WASHOE. We reach Carson City about nine o'clock in the morning. It is the capital of the silver-producing territory of Nevada. They shoot folks here somewhat, and the law is rather partial than otherwise to first-class murderers. I visit the territorial Prison, and the Warden points out the prominent convicts to me thus: "This man's crime was horse-stealing. He is here for life." "This man is in for murder. He is here for three years." But shooting isn't as popular in Nevada as it once was. A few years since they used to have a dead man for breakfast every morning. A reformed desperado told my that he supposed he had killed men enough to stock a graveyard. "A feeling of remorse," he said, "sometimes comes over me! But I'm an altered man now. I hain't killed a man for over two weeks! What'll yer poison yourself with?" he added, dealing a resonant blow on the bar. There used to live near Carson City a notorious desperado, who |
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