The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 4: To California and Return by Artemus Ward
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The roads were in an awful state, and during the first few miles
out of Folsom slow progress was made. "Sir," said Mr. Greeley, "are you aware that I MUST be at Placerville at 7 o'clock to-night?" "I've got my orders!" laconically returned Henry Monk. Still the coach dragged slowly forward. "Sir," said Mr. Greeley, "this is not a trifling matter. I MUST be there at 7!" Again came the answer, "I've got my orders!" But the speed was not increased, and Mr. Greeley chafed away another half hour; when, as he was again about to remonstrate with the driver, the horses suddenly started into a furious run, and all sorts of encouraging yells filled the air from the throat of Henry Monk. "That is right, my good fellow!" cried Mr. Greeley. "I'll give you ten dollars when we get to Placerville. Now we ARE going!" They were indeed, and at a terrible speed. Crack, crack! went the whip, and again "that voice" split the air. "Git up! Hi yi! G'long! Yip--yip!" And on they tore over stones and ruts, up hill and down, at a rate |
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