The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 6: Artemus Ward's Panorama by Artemus Ward
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Mr. Longfellow in his Indian poem--"Higher-Water." The
water is higher up there. (Music.) (Picture of) The plains of Colorado. These are the dreary plains over which we rode for so many weary days. An affecting incident occurred on these plains some time since, which I am sure you will pardon me for introducing here. On a beautiful June morning--some sixteen years ago-- (Music, very loud till the scene is off.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * --and she fainted on Reginald's breast! (At this part of the lecture Artemus pretended to tell a story--the piano playing loudly all the time. He continued his narration in excited dumb-show--his lips moving as though he were speaking. For some minutes the audience indulged in unrestrained laughter.) (Picture of) The Prairie on Fire. |
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