The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 6: Artemus Ward's Panorama by Artemus Ward
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TOTNESS, Oct. 20th, 1866. MR. ARTEMUS WARD: My dear Sir,--My wife was dangerously unwell for over sixteen years. She was so weak that she could not lift a teaspoon to her mouth. But in a fortunate moment she commenced reading one of your lectures. She got better at once. She gained strength so rapidly that she lifted the cottage piano quite a distance from the floor, and then tipped it over on to her mother-in-law, with whom she had some little trouble. We like your lectures very much. Please send me a barrel of them. If you should require any more recommendations, you can get any number of them in this place, at two shillings each, the price I charge for this one, and I trust you may be ever happy. I am, Sir, Yours truly, and so is my wife, R. SPRINGERS. . . . . An American correspondent of a distinguished journal in Yorkshire thus speaks of Mr. WARD'S power as an Orator:-- "It was a grand scene, Mr. ARTEMUS WARD standing on the platform, talking; many of the audience sleeping tranquilly in their seats; others leaving the room and not returning; |
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