The Elevator by William Dean Howells
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MILLER: "Keep quiet! Great heavens! we're afraid to stir a finger. Now don't say 'keep quiet' any more, for we can't stand it." LAWTON: "He's in open rebellion. What are you going to do, Roberts?" ROBERTS, rising and scratching his head: "Well, I don't know yet. We might break a hole in the roof." LAWTON: "Ah, I don't think that would do. Besides you'd have to get a carpenter." ROBERTS: "That's true. And it would make a racket, and alarm the house"--staring desperately at the grated doorway of the shaft. "If I could only find an elevator man--an elevator builder! But of course they all live in the suburbs, and they're keeping Christmas, and it would take too long, anyway." BEMIS: "Hadn't you better send for the police? It seems to me it's a case for the authorities." LAWTON: "Ah, there speaks the Europeanized mind! They always leave the initiative to the authorities. Go out and sound the fire-alarm, Roberts. It's a case for the Fire Department." ROBERTS: "Oh, it's all very well to joke, Dr. Lawton. Why don't you prescribe something?" LAWTON: "Surgical treatment seems to be indicated, and I'm merely a |
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