Merton of the Movies by Harry Leon Wilson
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"The most beautiful woman on the screen," he murmured. "Well, I don't know." Miss Kearns appeared about to advance the claims of rival beauties, but desisted when she saw that Merton was firm. "None of the rest can touch her," he maintained. "And look at her nerve! Would your others have as much nerve as that?" "Maybe she has someone to double in those places," suggested the screen-wise Tessie Kearns. "Not Beulah Baxter. Didn't I see her personal appearance that time I went to Peoria last spring on purpose to see it? Didn't she talk about the risks she look and how the directors were always begging her to use a double and how her artistic convictions wouldn't let her do any such thing? You can bet the little girl is right there in every scene!" They passed to the other billboard. This would be the comedy. A painfully cross-eyed man in misfitting clothes was doing something supposed to be funny--pushing a lawn mower over the carpet of a palatial home. "How disgusting!" exclaimed Miss Kearns. "Ain't it?" said Merton. "How they can have one of those terrible things on the same bill with Miss Baxter--I can't understand it." |
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