O'Flaherty V.C. : a recruiting pamphlet by George Bernard Shaw
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SIR PEARCE. And what did she say?
O'FLAHERTY. She asked me how did I know he wasn't, and fetched me a clout on the side of my head. SIR PEARCE. But have you never mentioned any famous Englishman to her, and asked her what she had to say about him? O'FLAHERTY. The only one I could think of was Shakespeare, sir; and she says he was born in Cork. SIR PEARCE [exhausted]. Well, I give it up [he throws himself into the nearest chair]. The woman is--Oh, well! No matter. O'FLAHERTY [sympathetically]. Yes, sir: she's pigheaded and obstinate: there's no doubt about it. She's like the English: they think there's no one like themselves. It's the same with the Germans, though they're educated and ought to know better. You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race. SIR PEARCE. Still, we-- O'FLAHERTY. Whisht, sir, for God's sake: here she is. The General jumps up. Mrs. O'Flaherty arrives and comes between the two men. She is very clean, and carefully dressed in the old fashioned peasant costume; black silk sunbonnet with a tiara of trimmings, and black cloak. |
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