O'Flaherty V.C. : a recruiting pamphlet by George Bernard Shaw
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MRS O'FLAHERTY [soothing him]. No, darlint: they only knocked off
half a crown. I put up with it because I've got the old age pension; and they know very well I'm only sixty-two; so I've the better of them by half a crown a week anyhow. O'FLAHERTY. It's a queer way of doing business. If they'd tell you straight out what they was going to give you, you wouldn't mind; but if there was twenty ways of telling the truth and only one way of telling a lie, the Government would find it out. It's in the nature of governments to tell lies. Teresa Driscoll, a parlor maid, comes from the house, TERESA. You're to come up to the drawing-room to have your tea, Mrs. O'Flaherty. MRS O'FLAHERTY. Mind you have a sup of good black tea for me in the kitchen afterwards, acushla. That washy drawing-room tea will give me the wind if I leave it on my stomach. [She goes into the house, leaving the two young people alone together.] O'FLAHERTY. Is that yourself, Tessie? And how are you? TERESA. Nicely, thank you. And how's yourself? O'FLAHERTY. Finely, thank God. [He produces a gold chain.] Look what I've brought you, Tessie. TERESA [shrinking]. Sure I don't like to touch it, Denny. Did you take it off a dead man? |
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