Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town by Stephen Leacock
page 20 of 213 (09%)
page 20 of 213 (09%)
|
After that, he had taken a food contract for a gang of railroad navvies on the transcontinental. After that, of course, the whole world was open to him. He came down to Mariposa and bought out the "inside" of what had been the Royal Hotel. Those who are educated understand that by the "inside" of a hotel is meant everything except the four outer walls of it--the fittings, the furniture, the bar, Billy the desk-clerk, the three dining-room girls, and above all the license granted by King Edward VII., and ratified further by King George, for the sale of intoxicating liquors. Till then the Royal had been a mere nothing. As "Smith's Hotel" it broke into a blaze of effulgence. From the first, Mr. Smith, as a proprietor, was a wild, rapturous success. He had all the qualifications. He weighed two hundred and eighty pounds. He could haul two drunken men out of the bar each by the scruff of the neck without the faintest anger or excitement. He carried money enough in his trousers pockets to start a bank, and |
|