How He Lied to Her Husband by George Bernard Shaw
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HE. Manuscripts? HER HUSBAND. Yes. Would you like to look at them a little closer? [He proffers them under Henry's nose]. HE [as with a sudden illumination of glad surprise] Why, these are my poems. HER HUSBAND. So I gather. HE. What a shame! Mrs Bompas has shown them to you! You must think me an utter ass. I wrote them years ago after reading Swinburne's Songs Before Sunrise. Nothing would do me then but I must reel off a set of Songs to the Sunrise. Aurora, you know: the rosy fingered Aurora. They're all about Aurora. When Mrs Bompas told me her name was Aurora, I couldn't resist the temptation to lend them to her to read. But I didn't bargain for your unsympathetic eyes. HER HUSBAND [grinning] Apjohn: that's really very ready of you. You are cut out for literature; and the day will come when Rory and I will be proud to have you about the house. I have heard far thinner stories from much older men. HE [with an air of great surprise] Do you mean to imply that you don't believe me? HER HUSBAND. Do you expect me to believe you? |
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