Chronicles of Clovis by Saki
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Momeby tearfully, "and Arnold had just come in, and I was asking
him what sort of sauce he would like with the asparagus--" "I hope he said hollandaise," interrupted Clovis, with a show of quickened interest, "because if there's anything I hate--" "And all of a sudden I missed Baby," continued Mrs. Momeby in a shriller tone. "We've hunted high and low, in house and garden and outside the gates, and he's nowhere to be seen." "Is he anywhere to he heard?" asked Clovis; "if not, he must be at least two miles away." "But where? And how?" asked the distracted mother. "Perhaps an eagle or a wild beast has carried him off," suggested Clovis. "There aren't eagles and wild beasts in Surrey," said Mrs. Momeby, but a note of horror had crept into her voice. "They escape now and then from travelling shows. Sometimes I think they let them get loose for the sake of the advertisement. Think what a sensational headline it would make in the local papers: ' Infant son of prominent Nonconformist devoured by spotted hyaena.' Your husband isn't a prominent Nonconformist, but his mother came of Wesleyan stock, and you must allow the newspapers some latitude." "But we should have found his remains," sobbed Mrs. Momeby. |
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