"You were, sir."

"Very well, then, I will bid you good-day. Please be so good as to
appoint my nephew Night Chaplain and Reminder of Mothers and
Sisters."



Religions of Error



HEARING a sound of strife, a Christian in the Orient asked his
Dragoman the cause of it.

"The Buddhists are cutting Mohammedan throats," the Dragoman
replied, with oriental composure.

"I did not know," remarked the Christian, with scientific interest,
"that that would make so much noise."

"The Mohammedans are cutting Buddhist throats, too," added the
Dragoman.

"It is astonishing," mused the Christian, "how violent and how
general are religious animosities. Everywhere in the world the
devotees of each local faith abhor the devotees of every other, and
abstain from murder only so long as they dare not commit it. And
the strangest thing about it is that all religions are erroneous