Monsieur, Madame, and Bebe — Volume 02 by Gustave Droz
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for nothing, dear.
Madame F--That counts for nothing. I do not think so. In the first place, Madame de V.'s beard is not a perennial beard; her niece told me that she sheds her moustaches every autumn. What can a beard be that can not stand the winter? A mere trifle. Madame H--A mere trifle that is horribly ugly, my dear. Madame F--Oh! if Madame de V. had only moustaches to frighten away people, one might still look upon her without sorrow, but-- Madame H--I grant all that. Let us allow that the Countess's moustache and imperial are a nameless species of growth. I do not attach much importance to the point, you understand. She has a chin of heartbreaking fertility, that is all. Madame F--To return to what we were saying, how is it that the men who are strongest, most courageous, most manly--soldiers, in fact--are precisely those who have most beard? Madame H--That is nonsense, for then the pioneers would be braver than the Generals; and, in any case, there is not in France, I am sure, a General with as much beard as a Capuchin. You have never looked at a Capuchin then? Madame F--Oh, yes! I have looked at one quite close. It is a rather funny story. Fancy Clementine's cook having a brother a Capuchin--an ex-jeweller, a very decent man. In consequence of misfortunes in business--it was in 1848, business was at a stand-still--in short, |
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