Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich by Stephen Leacock
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By Jove, how interesting!"
All titled people are fascinated at once with logs, and Mr. Boulder knew it--at least subconsciously. "Yes, logs," he would continue, still in deep sorrow; "just the plain cedar, not squared, you know, the old original timber; I had them cut right out of the forest." By this time the visitor's excitement was obvious. "And is there game there?" he would ask. "We have the timber-wolf," said Mr. Boulder, his voice half choking at the sadness of the thing, "and of course the jack wolf and the lynx." "And are they ferocious?" "Oh, extremely so--quite uncontrollable." On which the titled visitor was all excitement to start for Wisconsin at once, even before Mr. Boulder's invitation was put in words. And when he returned a week later, all tanned and wearing bush-whackers' boots, and covered with wolf bites, his whole available fortune was so completely invested in Mr. Boulder's securities that you couldn't have shaken twenty-five cents out of him upside down. |
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