Dear Brutus by J. M. (James Matthew) Barrie
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LADY CAROLINE. Your lass, dearest. Jim's lass. MATEY (pulling her ear). And don't you forget it. LADY CAROLINE (with the curiosity of woman). What would you do if I were to forget it, great bear? MATEY. Take a stick to you. LADY CAROLINE (so proud of him). I love to hear you talk like that; it is so virile. I always knew that it was a master I needed. MATEY. It's what you all need. LADY CAROLINE. It is, it is, you knowing wretch. MATEY. Listen, Caroliny. (He touches his money pocket, which emits a crinkly sound--the squeak of angels.) That is what gets the ladies. LADY CAROLINE. How much have you made this week, you wonderful man? MATEY (blandly). Another two hundred or so. That's all, just two hundred or so. LADY CAROLINE (caressing her wedding ring). My dear golden fetter, listen to him. Kiss my fetter, Jim. MATEY. Wait till I light this cigar. |
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