Dear Brutus by J. M. (James Matthew) Barrie
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page 98 of 117 (83%)
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MATEY. Perhaps I ought to have said that I am _James_ Matey.
LADY CAROLINE (the happy creature). _The_ James Matey. MATEY. A name not, perhaps, unknown in the world of finance. JOANNA. Finance? Oh, so you did take that clerkship in the City! MATEY (a little stiffly). I began as a clerk in the City, certainly; and I am not ashamed to admit it. MRS. COADE (still groping). Fancy that, now. And did it save you? MATEY. Save me, madam? JOANNA. Excuse us--we ask odd questions in this house; we only mean, did that keep you honest? Or are you still a pilferer? LADY CAROLINE (an outraged swan). Husband mine, what does she mean? JOANNA. No offence; I mean a pilferer on a large scale. MATEY (remembering certain newspaper jealousy). If you are referring to that Labrador business--or the Working Women's Bank . . . PURDIE (after the manner of one who has caught a fly). O-ho, got him! JOANNA (bowing). Yes, those are what I meant. MATEY (stoutly). There was nothing proved. |
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