Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy by Stephen Leacock
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"I suppose it's quite a safe book, is it?" asked the
widow. "I want it for my little daughter." "Oh, quite safe," said Mr. Sellyer, with an almost parental tone, "in fact, written quite in the old style, like the dear old books of the past--quite like"--here Mr. Sellyer paused with a certain slight haze of doubt visible in his eye--"like Dickens and Fielding and Sterne and so on. We sell a great many to the clergy, madam." The lady bought Golden Dreams, received it wrapped up in green enamelled paper, and passed out. "Have you any good light reading for vacation time?" called out the next customer in a loud, breezy voice--he had the air of a stock broker starting on a holiday. "Yes," said Mr. Sellyer, and his face almost broke into a laugh as he answered, "here's an excellent thing--Golden Dreams--quite the most humorous book of the season--simply screaming--my wife was reading it aloud only yesterday. She could hardly read for laughing." "What's the price, one dollar? One-fifty. All right, wrap it up." There was a clink of money on the counter, and the customer was gone. I began to see exactly where professors and college people who want copies of Epictetus at 18 cents and sections of World Reprints of Literature at 12 cents a section come in, in the book trade. |
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