Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy by Stephen Leacock
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as one eats properly and has a good appetite."
He shook his head very dubiously. "I ate a plate of soup at lunch," he said, "and I feel it still." "You FEEL it!" "Yes," repeated Podge, rolling his eyes sideways in a pathetic fashion that he had, "I still feel it. I oughtn't to have eaten it. It was some sort of a bean soup, and of course it was full of nitrogen. I oughtn't to touch nitrogen," he added, shaking his head. "Not take any nitrogen?" I repeated. "No, the doctor--both doctors--have told me that. I can eat starches, and albumens, all right, but I have to keep right away from all carbons and nitrogens. I've been dieting that way for two years, except that now and again I take a little glucose or phosphates." "That must be a nice change," I said, cheerfully. "It is," he answered in a grateful sort of tone. There was a pause. I looked at his big twitching face, and listened to the heavy wheezing of his breath, and I felt sorry for him. "See here, Podge," I said, "I want to give you some good |
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