Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy by Stephen Leacock
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"Speaking of lions," began Yarner. He was right, of course; I HAD spoken of lions. "--I shall never forget," he went on (of course, I knew he never would), "a rather bad scrape I got into in the up-country of Uganda. Imagine yourself in a wild, rolling country covered here and there with kwas along the sides of the nullahs." I did so. "Well," continued Yarner, "we were sitting in our tent one hot night--too hot to sleep--when all at once we heard, not ten feet in front of us, the most terrific roar that ever came from the throat of a lion." As he said this Yarner paused to take a gulp of bubbling whiskey and soda and looked at me so ferociously that I actually shivered. Then quite suddenly his manner cooled down in the strangest way, and his voice changed to a commonplace tone as he said,-- "Perhaps I ought to explain that we hadn't come up to the up-country looking for big game. In fact, we had been down in the down country with no idea of going higher than Mombasa. Indeed, our going even to Mombasa itself |
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