The Intrusion of Jimmy by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"See! They scorn you," said Jimmy. "And rightly. Be a man, Arthur.
What'll you bet?" Mr. Mifflin regarded him with pity. "You don't know what you're up against, Jimmy," he said. "You're half a century behind the times. You have an idea that all a burglar needs is a mask, a blue chin, and a dark lantern. I tell you he requires a highly specialized education. I've been talking to these detective fellows, and I know. Now, take your case, you worm. Have you a thorough knowledge of chemistry, physics, toxicology--" "Sure." "--electricity and microscopy?" "You have discovered my secret." "Can you use an oxy-acetylene blow-pipe?" "I never travel without one." "What do you know about the administration of anaesthetics?" "Practically everything. It is one of my favorite hobbies." "Can you make 'soup'?" "Soup?" |
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