The Intrusion of Jimmy by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Thash--thash not point. It's principle of thing. Have thish thing square and 'bove board, _I_ say. Thash what _I_ say." "And very creditable to you being able to say it," said Jimmy, cordially. "See if you can manage 'Truly rural'." "What _I_ say is--this! Jimmy's a fakir. And what I say is what's prevent him saying he's done it when hasn't done it?" "That'll be all right," said Jimmy. "I'm going to bury a brass tube with the Stars and Stripes in it under the carpet." Willett waved his hand. "Thash quite sh'factory," he said, with dignity. "Nothing more to say." "Or a better idea," said Jimmy. "I'll carve a big J on the inside of the front door. Then, anybody who likes can make inquiries next day. Well, I'm off home. Glad it's all settled. Anybody coming my way?" "Yes," said Arthur Mifflin. "We'll walk. First nights always make me as jumpy as a cat. If I don't walk my legs off, I shan't get to sleep tonight at all." "If you think I'm going to help you walk your legs off, my lad, you're mistaken. I propose to stroll gently home, and go to bed." "Every little helps," said Mifflin. "Come along." |
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