The Intrusion of Jimmy by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Jimmy felt that it behooved him to stand on his dignity. The situation demanded it. "Why," he said with some hauteur, "in the ordinary course of business I should hardly waste time over a small crib like--" "It's banks fer his," murmured Spike, rapturously. "He eats dem alive. An' jools from duchesses." "I admit a partiality for jewels and duchesses," said Jimmy. "And, now, as it's a little late, perhaps we had better--Ready, Spike? Good-night, then. Pleased to have met you." "I'll see you at my office." "I may possibly look in. I shall be doing very little work in New York, I fancy. I am here merely on a vacation." "If you do any work at all," said the policeman coldly, "you'll look in at my office, or you'll wish you had when it's too late." "Of course, of course. I shouldn't dream of omitting any formality that may be usual. But I don't fancy I shall break my vacation. By the way, one little thing. Have you. any objections to my carving a J on your front-door?" The policeman stared. "On the inside. It won't show. It's just a whim of mine. If you have |
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