Chorus:

Hurrah! Hurrah! We're anti-everything--
Hurrah! Hurrah! An end to joy we sing:
Come let's make life doleful and then
death will lose its sting,
Happiness is only a habit!

Come then, all ye citizens, and join our stern
Verein:
We're the ones that put the crimp in whiskey,
beer and wine;
Booze is gone and soon we'll make tobacco fall
in line,
And then we'll tackle the planets.

Chorus:

Hurrah! Hurrah! We're anti-everything--
Hurrah! Hurrah! An end to joy we sing:
Come let's make life doleful and then
death will lose its sting,
Happiness is only a habit!

We'll abolish every fruit attempting to ferment--
We will alter Nature's laws and teach her to
repent:
Let the fatal gooseberry proceed where cocktails
went,