Complete Short Works of George Meredith by George Meredith
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'The use of an unexpected weapon in warfare is in itself half a victory. Induce your antagonist to employ it as a match for you, and reckon on completely routing him . . .' says the old military chronicle. 'Come!' said the Demon with easy raillery. 'You know your game--I mine! I really want the good people to be happy; dancing, kissing, propagating, what you will. We quite agree. You can have no objection to me, but a foolish old prejudice--not personal, but class; an antipathy of the cowl, for which I pardon you! What I should find in you to complain of--I have only to mention it, I am sure--is, that perhaps you do speak a little too much through your nose.' The Monk did not fall into the jocular trap by retorting in the same strain. 'Laugh with the Devil, and you won't laugh longest,' says the proverb. Keeping to his own arms, the holy man frowned. 'Avaunt, Fiend!' he cried. 'To thy kingdom below! Thou halt raged over earth a month, causing blights, hurricanes, and epidemics of the deadly sins. Parley no more! Begone!' The Demon smiled: the corners of his mouth ran up to his ears, and his eyes slid down almost into one. 'Still through the nose!' said he reproachfully. 'I give thee Five Minutes!' cried the Monk. |
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